hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
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Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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