You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
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Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
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You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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