dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
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Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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