we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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