9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
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The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
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I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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