Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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