Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Randomize
