Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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