Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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