I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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