We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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