im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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