I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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