I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
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i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
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Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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