yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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