Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Is it penis luge time yet?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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