If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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