This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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