I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
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i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
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he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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