Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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