He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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