Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
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I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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