If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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