yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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