There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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