fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
You are a genius and a whore.
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