just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
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