I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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