Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
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I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
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she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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