We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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