5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
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Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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