If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
smell my finger.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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