that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
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He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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