Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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