Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
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I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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