Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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