OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
Randomize
