addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
