I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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