Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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