you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
