I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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