Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
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let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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