i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
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She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
God, I missed his penis.
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