yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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