Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
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I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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