I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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