I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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