I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
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Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
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Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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