Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
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I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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