The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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