Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
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he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
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I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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